This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2617	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ores Mined:	4343
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2050	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4504
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	679	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	695454	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Dimension Hops:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5480	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Animals Bred:	98
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Buildings Constructed:	11

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Towns Built:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Emeralds Found:	9066
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

play.megga-craft.com