This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

Mineworld

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	157
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimension Hops:	3

Server Data: mc.mineworld.online PUERTO 19132 Multiplatform: You can connect from Java and Bedrock 1.18 onwards

mc.mineworld.online

FloraMc

Bedwars, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	1642
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Welcome to FloraMC! Version: 1.8 x 1.18 Discord: https://discord.gg/floramc

Server Information:

IP Address: play.floramc.club Website: https://floramc.club/

play.floramc.club

YarnMC Skyblock

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Farms Harvested:	494
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

YarnMC hopes to offer a classic skyblock server experience. With customized plugins, we have a stable, fun economy that rewards progression and community-based gameplay. YarnMC grew from a reunion of people that used to play together on the same skyblock server 10 years ago. Our server supports Bedrock and Java versions so everyone can join. Feel free to join our active discord for the latest updates and to chat! Join us on Discord! https://discord.yarnmc.xyz/

yarnmc.xyz

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

mc.smilegamers.com

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mines Excavated:	4037	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3

quailiens.online

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

mc.forgedrealms.co

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

play.eternal.gs

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	161
Void Gems Collected:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

mc.rusticland.xyz

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4769	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Ores Mined:	1468

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

ms.powersmp.com

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Votes:	3274	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	4

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

play.vellumtale.com

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1568
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

play.earthpol.com

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	2990	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

play.oasishub.net

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magic Items Found:	2280	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crops Grown:	3543	Potions Brewed:	152
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

tunescraft.net

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785