This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Divine Spears Created:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Potions Brewed:	110
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Votes:	9320
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	6097

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mines Excavated:	1384
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Votes:	1089
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7184
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	990458	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4391	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Votes:	7194
Ores Mined:	3202	Void Armor Forged:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Gods Slained:	0

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com