This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7759
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	118
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crops Grown:	3227	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Votes:	3346	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	73
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Potions Brewed:	128	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Votes:	1075

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	81
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
New Chunks Explored:	693444	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Alien Abductions:	5

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Animals Bred:	79
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Villages Defended:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Votes:	6174	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1948

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6510	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Votes:	6905
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4272	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Emeralds Found:	9823	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8808
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1812	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimension Hops:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Animals Bred:	129

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ores Mined:	9043	Horror Stories Survived:	7

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs