This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchantments Applied:	129
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	329266	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Enchantments Applied:	171
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8045	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Votes:	4732
Crops Grown:	3199	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Votes:	5678	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mines Excavated:	3701

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9634	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Towns Built:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	830
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mines Excavated:	4265
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4209
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	61
Runes Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz