This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Emeralds Found:	8867	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	116	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6281	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	4330
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1637
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	618845
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg