This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	274	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Towns Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	624172	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crops Grown:	8792
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Farms Harvested:	911
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Villages Defended:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	824

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Enchantments Applied:	160
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	890	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7055
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crops Grown:	1634

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net