This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Buildings Constructed:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	20	Crops Grown:	4472
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Votes:	5319	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	26

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6647
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mines Excavated:	1070	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	98
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Emeralds Found:	8799
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Animals Bred:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	896	Zombie Dances:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mines Excavated:	2830	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net