This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	90
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	227
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Items Found:	4164
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Void Gems Collected:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Potions Brewed:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	14

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magic Items Found:	3491
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Potions Brewed:	153	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Star Shards Collected:	251	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8028
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3085	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Items Found:	2110	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Towns Built:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

alliancecraft.net