This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	100379
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6828	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	788	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	76	Magic Items Found:	4273
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3009	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Star Shards Collected:	209	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magic Items Found:	8047	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

play.beacoland.com