This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Buildings Constructed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Animals Bred:	38	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
New Chunks Explored:	835302	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	152
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Ores Mined:	3669	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Towns Built:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Votes:	3185

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Farms Harvested:	101
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ores Mined:	7403
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5858
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6601	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	57	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	6578	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com