This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Crops Grown:	9058	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

The Honeycomb

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	8210
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	40080	Gods Slained:	2

thehoneycombsmp.com

Harlon City Server

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!

play.harlonserver.net

SurvivalCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
New Chunks Explored:	594525	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

play.survivalcraft.eu

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6539
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Towns Built:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

inf.playkismet.com:25571

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ores Mined:	7018	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

sf3.craftersland.net

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

org.AspiriaMc.com

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

mc.blurkit.net

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24

mc.isoVerse.net

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5770	Villages Defended:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

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BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

nohub.boxxynetwork.eu

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

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