This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Enchantments Applied:	134	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Divine Spears Created:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	2767	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
New Chunks Explored:	343910	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Star Shards Collected:	104
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	69	Enchantments Applied:	211
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Farms Harvested:	206
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchantments Applied:	203

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	181
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7275
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Animals Bred:	24	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	4558	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4474	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com