This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	172	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchantments Applied:	265
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Towns Built:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	683351
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Runes Activated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9614
Dragon Eggs Found:	6395	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Farms Harvested:	220	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2919
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2392	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	4443

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs