This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Void Armor Forged:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	51
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Towns Built:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2988	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
New Chunks Explored:	712306	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Votes:	4697
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	287	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ores Mined:	752
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22

massivecraft.com