This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mines Excavated:	4893	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ores Mined:	6314	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchantments Applied:	263	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Buildings Constructed:	42	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Emeralds Found:	4171	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	8608
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Farms Harvested:	208	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Zombie Dances:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net