This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Animals Bred:	56	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

darkage

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

darkage

thedarkage.nl

Clash of Magic

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

What can you expect joining this new world of Clash of Magic?

Free!!! I am dedicated in making this server 100% free to all users. All premium plugins I buy for the server are accessible to all. The only ranks in the game are the ones to find while adventuring. All players have the ability to get all the features in game with no purchase necessary.

Magic! Spells can be found throughout the map, hidden in dungeons or a tower that is guarded by a boss. Good luck finding the spells, only the true adventurer will reap the reward of exploration.

Player Housing! These homes can be bought, customized, redesigned and they are block protected to the owner. Best part is that when you sell your house it pops back to its original shape for a new player to buy.

Bosses! Fight unique bosses that are guarding a dungeon with magic spells hidden within. Bosses may drop unique gear that help you progress throughout the map.

There is so much more!!! MCMMO, Art, Pets, Color Chat, Trails, Vampire, Werewolf, Gamebox Games, Horses, Emotes, Guilds, Dungeons, Quests, Powered Elytra, Rent-able Mines, and tons of places to explore!!! Again, all features are available to all players!

clashofmagic.org

Ender PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mines Excavated:	1393	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Hello!

209.105.236.138

DarkCrest Bending Server

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Enchantments Applied:	275	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

DarkCrest Bending Server

IP: darkcrest.cf.gs Version: Spigot 1.12 Website: darkcrestmc.enjin.com

DarkCrest is a long-time running bending server centered around our community. We want our players to feel involved and welcomed on our server. As a result, they take much action in decisions regarding the server. We are the first public bending server to have opened dating back to when orion304 began developing Minecraft: The Last Airbender. Our server is now themed on ProjectKorra and has always committed itself towards a bending survival world of Minecraft. On our server, players are free to roam around, build a town with friends, test their bending abilities against one another, and more. Come join now for a great time on DarkCrest Bending Server!

With the latest server update as of February 25, 2017, we have a fresh new world and new rules. In this new server, bending revolves around a faction world where griefing and raiding are allowed!

darkcrest.cf.gs

DrewperCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

This is a fun RPG server. We have loyal staff and players. Staff will respect all players, and we expect the same treatment back. We have the boria map and players are allowed to build were ever they want. Grief is allowed in the wild. Please have fun and enjoy the server 🙂

minecraft.drewper.com

GAQ_SERVER

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

GAQ team here! We’d love to get some people on our server. TEAMSPEAK HOSTING. This server is a SURVIVAL server. We offer factions, economy, and mini-games. We aim to have multiplayer gameplay that involves vanilla and the competative side of minecraft. FIGHT FOR LAND, CREATE SOMETHING NEW, MEET NEW PEOPLE, FRIEND OR FOE. but mainly have fun 🙂 ~GAQ Team

198.143.150.11

CraftBest

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Polish server

craftbest.pl

GlowstonePVP.com

Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	53
Divine Spears Created:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

GlowstonePvP is a PvP server hosted in Europe, with 99% uptime. The server is running well for about 2 years now! The server is based on massive PvP to experience the best gameplay, but we also have other extended gamemodes.

Glowstonepvp.com

MiniTrixter

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	5187
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	108
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Ores Mined:	8511	Dragons Tamed:	4

Awesome teams! join now!

198.20.126.203

The Nova

Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	5958
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mines Excavated:	1018
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Dimension Hops:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	8

The Nova is a fun minigame server that offers a good experience for every type of player. Whether you like PvP, parkour or just hanging out with friends: we’ll make you comfortable. Owned by the YouTubers GameplayerHD and ExplodingTNT, there’s always something fun going on.

We have a wide variety of minigames to offer, including: HUNGER GAMES ?: Buy fun kits and fight to death in amazing arenas. Exciting battles are easy to find, but danger is everywhere. Will you be the victor? – – – – PARKOUR ?: Play custom made parkour maps and unlock new packs of maps. The more you play, the more fun! Compete with others and jump sky high in our custom Parkour minigame. – – – – SKY WARS ?: Survive on your SkyBlock island, without forgetting that there are others nearby ready to hunt you down. It’s a race against the clock: who gets the win? Buy kits assist you and become worthy of your skyblock island!

On every minigame, you can earn coins. We have a global economy, meaning you can spend these coins on any minigame you’d like! You can win coins on Parkour and spend them in Hunger Games. It’s all up to you!

And we’ve just started. We’re constantly adding new things and new gamemodes and features are being coded behind the scenes as we speak. Join regularly to check what’s new!

mc.thenova.net

ChaoticPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

ChaoticPrison Minecraft Server was founded in 2013 when the Prison gamemode was at its peak. With over 1,000,000 joins over the last 10 year, we are proud of the success we achieved all based around this community game. Now today, in 2022, we offer tons of features, while maintaining the heart of chaotic’s gameplay our players know and love.

Join our Community today! IP: chaoticprison.org

play.chaoticprison.org

Acid Mines

Creative, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

The Acid Mines server was founded in February 2011. Hosted in Sydney, Australia.

24/7 Survival server.

http://youtu.be/ku1TPt8HDko https://youtu.be/o1OgLJUseZA

Skills and levelling system. Create your own protections. Trading Cards! Custom SkyBlock

mc.acidmines.com

Los Juegos del Hambre Oficiales (ESP)

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

The Hunger Games

JuegosDelHambre.DeadPlayers.Es

Waffles Gaming

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome everyone, Today is the day we open up our Pixelmon server that was under development thanks to the developers and all the hard working staff who put effort on making this possible, so today come and enjoy the Pixelmon Launch Please join our TS3 Server at WG.TS3DNS.COM. Remember, if you have any question or concern, visit us on teamspeak 3 as well as if you want instructions on how to install/Play. Enjoy your day!!

64.31.51.231

PilzBros

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ores Mined:	1281	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchantments Applied:	70	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

PilzBros

play.pilzbros.com:25643