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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is run by a group of wild boomers who are selling everything they can get their hands on! From enchanted diamond swords to rare blocks of cheese, you never know what these crazy boomers will try to sell next. Join now for a chance to haggle with them and see what kind of wacky deals you can make. Who knows, you might even walk away with a pet llama named Gertrude or a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join today and get ready to SELL SELL SELL!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	109869	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Enchantments Applied:	136	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Void Armor Forged:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Star Shards Collected:	129	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.