This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4804	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Emeralds Found:	4276	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	81	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Potions Brewed:	63	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Emeralds Found:	1083
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	402	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	229
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4872	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	255	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4385	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	55	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.