This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Emeralds Found:	4710
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3430

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3853	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	108
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2706
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	434

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Divine Spears Created:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crops Grown:	5928
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.