This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	2203	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Farms Harvested:	210	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1732	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	4641	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	105	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Potions Brewed:	71
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ores Mined:	2617
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	8712

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	77	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Gods Slained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	7546
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3738
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!