This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8689
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Towns Built:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7940
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Items Found:	7019

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4438

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Potions Brewed:	65
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.