This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Emeralds Found:	7590	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	225
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Towns Built:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ores Mined:	5280
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	73	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5890	Star Shards Collected:	194

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Animals Bred:	110
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Emeralds Found:	6838	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.