This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayChorus

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EagleMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We are happy to welcome you! To our cracked/premium minecraft server! EagleMc, this server have an amazing minecraft and gaming community. Can’t wait to play? Join play.EagleMc.net now! we have the most famous games such as Bedwars, Survival, BoxPvP, Duels, PvP, KnockbackFFA, Counter-Strike, Parkour and much more You’re welcome to join our discord.gg/eaglemc We also support cross-play which means you can play with your friend at bedrock with the ip: bedrock.eaglemc.net port: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5383	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Undone Network

PvP, Survival

You’re bored? Join the Undone Network. Our Survival Custom features Mines, Keys, Dungeons, Custom Enchantments, and much more that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Farms Harvested:	532	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

McCities

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Live the city life! You can decide to abide by the laws or try your luck living a life of crime. You can work your way up in real estate, build houses in the creative world, or start your own shop in the mall, among many other things.If you’d prefer to live dangerously, become a criminal and deal drugs, obtain illegal guns, kill your enemies, and order hits on rivals with the server’s bounty system. You’ll have to outsmart and outrun our police force though!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Neverending Story

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Neverending Story The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find everything they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.We focus primarily on quality games together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of the player, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.There is classic Survival, with an almost endless map. A fully developed economy is available, supplemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The whole game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are adapted monsters with corresponding difficulties than in the original game. There are ready-made spells that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of fun prepared here that you will never get tired of and you have to discover the main charm of the entire server yourself :3The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one great one that will have no end. We are really looking forward to seeing you o/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GamingCrafters

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to GamingCraftersSurvival RPG with custom elements, skills and progress system, jobs.We hope to see you in the GamingCrafters community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hufverse

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

━━━━━ 「・ mιnecraghternuğ・」 ━━━━━Survival: A world where you can create your city (Towny) and/or create your personal protection. Complete missions to use Magic and obtain special items.Factions: Dominate the world and defend your base. You have advanced cannons to explode obsidian. 5-day PvP protection for all new players.Towers: An epic battle between the red and blue team to obtain 5 points. Build a bridge and reach the enemy, kill them all and avoid their arrows.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NorthCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Whether you’re new to Minecraft, a seasoned player, adventurer, creator or just looking for a friendly, safe place to spend time, there is something for everyone on NorthCraft! From the moment you log on, you’ll find a clean, safe environment to explore, with a Starter Kit to help battle mobs, gather resources and create something great. We keep it basic and focus on vanilla gameplay, but for those who want more, we’ve got you covered. On NorthCraft, you’ll find XP Grinders, Shops, and MyPet companions, as well as economy, Lisa (our 24/7 Assistant) and numerous worlds and destinations which make our server, YOUR server – it’s the perfect place to play! And with progressive ranks, land protection and so much more, there’s no end to what you can do! Grab your shovel, and get on! Now featuring a Creative world, Skyblock, Trivia, Games, Reward Crates and more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	New Chunks Explored:	162494
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Bavaria Craft

PvE, Survival

We are a small community of friendly Minecraft players looking for fellow players! bavaria-craft.de The server principle is quickly explained (Survival+Freebuild). You join our server, choose a nice place, Set your home and farm items for your Minecraft world wonders 🙂 The ranks are determined based on community behavior or friendly demeanor Each player initially has the following rights: Here is the IP to your Minecraf server:bavaria-craft.deUnlock yourself by simply solving an easy puzzle.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Twisted Gaming Community

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Dive into Boundless Adventures – Your Ultimate Minecraft Oasis!Unleash the thrill of Minecraft like never before with our 100% FREE and forever open server! Our mission? Crafting an unparalleled community of passionate players, and guess what? No paywalls, no limits! We believe in absolute equality – no /donate commands here, and they’ll never see the light of day!Embark on your journey across our 4 thrilling servers: Lobby: The vibrant hub where your adventure begins! Survival (Paper): Immerse yourself in a dynamic world, ready for your exploration! Hardcore (Semi-Vanilla): Brace yourself for the ultimate challenge – survival at its rawest! Mini-Games (Coming Soon): Get ready for heart-pounding excitement and endless fun! Sky Block (Coming Soon): Elevate your gameplay to new heights in our upcoming sky-high experience!Behind the scenes, a dedicated individual harnesses the power of cutting-edge technology, ensuring all our servers run on the latest tech with ALL the RAM you could ever dream of! Join us now and be part of something extraordinary – where your Minecraft adventure knows no bounds! #BoundlessAdventures #MinecraftMagic

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

UGC-Gaming

Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

UGC Gaming, known as United Gaming Community is expanding into the world of Minecraft with its new server. Already a global, well stationed community in games such as Team Fortress 2, CS2 or CS 1.6 and widely known to all players. Join us, and the UGC community to expand your experiences and have an unforgettable time.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1385	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

One Piece Craft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

One Piece CraftMinecraft Survival Multiplayer with RPG and PVE custom features connected to One Piece. This server runs an economy and rankup system connected to multiple worlds and adventures. We are waiting for you! Join us now and our Discord server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	125
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LoreCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ClashPVP

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? ClashPVP is a new competitive PVP server!Games to play: ⇨ Junior Lifesteal ⇨ BoxPVP ⇨ Practice PVP And more gamemodes coming soon!(ClashPVP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: clashpvp.net ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

OnyxMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Join our server community at: Discord: https://dsc.gg/onyxmc WhatsApp: https://wa.onyx-mc.my.id

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.