This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

antiquated, bygone era, classic, couldnt, Discontinued, historical, impossible now, Minecraft, no longer relevant, Nostalgia, not possible today, obsolete, Old fashioned, Outdated, outdated practices, outmoded, past, Retro, smp, Throwback, Today, Traditional, vintage, yesteryear

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	463557
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Star Shards Collected:	187	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	30

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2503	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Farms Harvested:	441
Dimension Hops:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Towns Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!