This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Towns Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9657	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Animals Bred:	40	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	270	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Towns Built:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7445
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	227385	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.