This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	1654
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6857
Emeralds Found:	6075	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Chimeras Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Emeralds Found:	5618

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8023
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	123
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!