This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6199	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	244	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mines Excavated:	2111

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Crops Grown:	9183	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1576
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2985	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	661	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4307	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.