This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	2870
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	133	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ores Mined:	5055	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Buildings Constructed:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Crops Grown:	6974	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Void Gems Collected:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8331	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Zombie Dances:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3364	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.