This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	5080
Enchantments Applied:	178	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Towns Built:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Void Gems Collected:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Animals Bred:	69	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8171	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2438

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.