This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1257	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mines Excavated:	1554	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	223	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Divine Spears Created:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2367
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.