This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mines Excavated:	3904	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	69
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Potions Brewed:	161

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Star Shards Collected:	249	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	2080	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.