This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7013	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3931	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8506	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Potions Brewed:	177	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Crops Grown:	6230
Dragons Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	134
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	23	New Chunks Explored:	383311
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.