This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	477825
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchantments Applied:	53

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	138	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	199
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Potions Brewed:	197	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8294
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8202	Endless Night Skies:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9501
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ores Mined:	526

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	740	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Animals Bred:	147
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Farms Harvested:	686	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!