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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1951 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Join us and become part of our rich history filled with epic battles, legendary builds, and even a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds!
Our culture is one of pure chaos and creativity, where honor is earned by surviving the longest in our hardcore survival challenges and chastity is upheld by our strict “no dating in Minecraft” rule.
But don’t worry, we also offer education in the form of redstone tutorials and working farms to keep your virtual belly full.
Our server is steeped in ancient traditions like the annual llama parade and the sacred ritual of sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck.
We even have our own religion dedicated to worshiping the mighty Creeper and our nationalism is so strong that we’ve built a giant pixel art flag of our server’s logo.
So come join us and explore the depths of our philosophy on block placement and the meaning of life in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours anywhere else!
