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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2096 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 383 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
