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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5700 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 2533 | Potions Brewed: | 108 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 64 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.