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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5974 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8396 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
