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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3289 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 139 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
