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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 222 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1979 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
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plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
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