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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7916 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
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