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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9120 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
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