Thick Women Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	6591

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	280	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Items Found:	4205
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ores Mined:	7935
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Void Gems Collected:	36
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Emeralds Found:	3620	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Farms Harvested:	887	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.