Thick Women Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	894556

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	355196

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5505
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Emeralds Found:	3206

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Magic Items Found:	5441
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchantments Applied:	78
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	2407
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	1238	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.