Thick Women Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	198	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crops Grown:	7496	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6431	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	222	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Endless Night Skies:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	99	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mines Excavated:	4259

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Farms Harvested:	110
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Emeralds Found:	6643	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	673401	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	1145	Astral Projections Made:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.