Thick Women Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	186	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2354	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	299	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	4194	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.