Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Gods Slained: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ShadowShenanigans

    ShadowShenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

    Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

    But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ores Mined: 5119
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • UkrainianShellCrafters

    UkrainianShellCrafters
    hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 20

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BreadSRV II

    BreadSRV II

    14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

    No Griefing.

    No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

    No stealing peoples items from chests.

    No killing other players without a reason for it.

    No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Emeralds Found: 2189
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Animals Bred: 38 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangout Minecraft Server

    Overview: Where adventure meets community!

    Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

    Key Features:

    Discord Integration Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
    In-Game Events Hosted by Admins Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
    Respawning Ender Dragon Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
    Single Player Sleep No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
    Bending for Subscribers Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

    Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

    Ready to Join?

    Server IP: 74.95.135.190

    Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

    We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

    Q: Are there rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4368 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

    Decent Vidya Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

    Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

    And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 7674

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

    BrokeBlockMateKickedOut
    Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

    Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5545 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1503 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

    imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

    we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BlockBlastersMC

    BlockBlastersMC
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

    With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

    Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • TRAVEL MC

    TRAVEL MC

    Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

    Thanks For Join!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

    SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

    Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Crops Grown: 4286 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

    The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

    Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

    Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

    Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

    No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

    No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

    No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
    Can I claim any land? No, there is no land claiming on the server.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
    How long has the server been running? The server has been running for over eight years.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 296 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 274

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

    Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Lunatic Minecraft SMP

    Lunatic Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

    Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Dimension Hops: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

    DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure
    Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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