Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • UkrainianShellCrafters

    UkrainianShellCrafters
    hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Gods Slained: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BreadSRV II

    BreadSRV II

    14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

    No Griefing.

    No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

    No stealing peoples items from chests.

    No killing other players without a reason for it.

    No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangout Minecraft Server

    Overview: Where adventure meets community!

    Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

    Key Features:

    Discord Integration Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
    In-Game Events Hosted by Admins Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
    Respawning Ender Dragon Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
    Single Player Sleep No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
    Bending for Subscribers Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

    Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

    Ready to Join?

    Server IP: 74.95.135.190

    Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

    We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

    Q: Are there rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Magic Items Found: 6535
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

    Decent Vidya Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3886 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

    Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

    And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

    BrokeBlockMateKickedOut
    Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

    Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 397 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

    imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

    we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Dimension Hops: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Runes Activated: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 6837
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BlockBlastersMC

    BlockBlastersMC
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

    With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

    Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Star Shards Collected: 187
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TRAVEL MC

    TRAVEL MC

    Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

    Thanks For Join!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

    SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

    Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

    The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

    Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

    Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

    Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

    No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

    No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

    No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
    Can I claim any land? No, there is no land claiming on the server.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
    How long has the server been running? The server has been running for over eight years.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Potions Brewed: 134
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

    Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7178
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Emeralds Found: 4248
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Lunatic Minecraft SMP

    Lunatic Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

    Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

    DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure
    Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

    RedLineDefend Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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