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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2623 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.
Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!