TherapistTakedown | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and outrageous stories that will make your therapy sessions seem tame in comparison.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family therapy session on steroids. With a mom who thinks her new husband is better than the last one (even though he’s dead), and a sister who refuses to join in on the fun, you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! Our therapist NPCs are constantly getting shut down by the mom NPC, making for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. And if you dare to challenge the mom NPC, get ready for some epic battles of wit and willpower.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family dynamics, come join us for a wild ride. Who needs therapy when you have this level of insanity to keep you entertained? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crops Grown:	1252	Dragons Tamed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	266	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2673	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	New Chunks Explored:	69065
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ores Mined:	4920
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5884

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!